I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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