your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
