I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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