I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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