Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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