I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
