Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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