He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We're too hungover to prance.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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