that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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