I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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