A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You smell like stripper and shame
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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