yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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