I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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