ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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