Where is the hickey?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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