Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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