I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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