is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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