Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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