I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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