I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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