I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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