i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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