You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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