I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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