Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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