I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Your tits are I can't wait for
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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