I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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