Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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