He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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