My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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