can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
