I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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