To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
how drunk are you?
Several
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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