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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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