if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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