it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I want to be your penis for a week.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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