I wish you could order shots online.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Found the puke drawer
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
