If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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