That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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