dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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