Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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