i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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