Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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