Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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