Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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