I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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