I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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