it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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