i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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