Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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