GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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