Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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