finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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